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BIG GULP (Z-767)

Z-767- codename: Big Gulp, was discovered attempting to break into the Hadal blacksite (the cause being theorised by the bright lights outling the hull) where it was captured with little resistance.

Z-767 resembles a large, dark purple gulper eel with 6 limbs and a large white teeth in its mouth.Despite Z-767's lack of visible eyes it navigates enviroments as normal and has an affinity for shiny items. It has the intelligence of about a toddler making Z-767 very capable of tricking its way out of containment, personnel are advised to refrain from communicating around or to Z-767 and minimise information spread to it.

Z-767 is very attention seeking and can have violent "tantrums" if it doesnt feel "included", it is advised to take a group photo with Z-767 or place a dummy in it's enclosure at least once per day to maintain its emotional needs. Long periods of direct interaction with Z-767 is high advised against as it as an unfortunate of swallowing researchers if Z-767 becomes bored (causing researchers to suffocate to death in its throat sac)

ADDENDUM:

ever since the Blacksite lockdown Z-767 managed to escape from its enclosure. Personnel are advised to check vents before entering incase Z-767 is waiting inside to ambush them. Z-767 can be heard making a soft chittering noise that gets louder as you approach, it can be dealt with a flash beacon. If no flash beacons are available personnel must find an alternative route.